Posted: January 1, 2013 in Uncategorized
well, dis iz intrestin, brudderz an sistahz. it’zza annual report frum doze fokez i pay money to fer dis blog. az u scroll down u will see dat, amung udder thingz, i wuz da one hoo commented da mos … followed by mi bes frend … and i meen BES FREND … da grate auntie bee. da kweschun iz … how can i get mor reederz? i am jus wunderin.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 12,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 20 years to get that many views.
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Posted: November 10, 2012 in Uncategorized
we ar ok. we hav been widowt power fer 11 dayz. mi mom an dad went to a weddin an ar inna hotel but me an mi brudder mickey ar holdin down da fort. matsui an dat kitten ar in da grate owtdoorz. it iz gointa be in da 60’z dis weekend.
mi brudder shood probubly be gettin fluidz, but life haz been a little upside-down. he iz actin grate an haz a lotta energy. he iz takin a grate-big horsepill dat he hatez. he luvz to eet an eet … in fact … he iz back to eetin mi food. i also saw him cleenin hizself da udder day. dat iz progress becuz he wuz smellin kinda foul (if u know wut i meen!)
i asked mi mom to rite dis fer me.
thank u fer yer concern.
i hav asked mi mom to get me a ticket fer da sunshine state, so i cood liv wid auntie bee.
i am jus sayin.
Posted: November 6, 2012 in Uncategorized
brudderz an sistahz. i asked mi mom to rite to u fer me wile she iz stayin wid frendz hoo hav power. me an mi brudderz ar in da cold an dark … but we ar cats an we ar stronger dan owr mom an dad.
u will havta beleeve me wen i say dat mi brudder mickey iz doin better. dr. landefeld haz been widowt power an he needz noo medz … but he iz actin grate! i did not giv mi mom a pikshur so u havta yooz yer imajinashun.
az i sed … we do not hav power but we ar safe an know dat evreethin will get back to normal sumday. we ar hopin dat da storm predictid fer wednesday an thursday will jus be allotta wind an rain an maybe even snow … but nuthin werse.
thank u fer yer grate concern.
From JH’s mom: Just got back from my 3-day walk. The boys are great. The house is cold and dark, but we are fine. Thanks for the purrs and purrayers you have sent our way.
I hope I spelled every word as Jeter would have wanted!