Archive for the ‘mi mom’z mowth iz so swollen she almos can’t talk’ Category

warnin: do not biggify!
mi mom had sum surjery in her mowth dis weekend … an dis mornin her mowth looked like dis. (well reelee it’z her cheek but dis iz called “poetic license”!)
i sed da followin to mi mom:
mom …ar u gonna teech wid dat mowth?
i am laffin an laffin.
shee’z not.
luv–yer frend–jh

deer kimo …. shhhh …. heer’z da pikshurz i wuz tryin to send u.
dis iz fun hidin dem in dis old post.
if u biggify u can cleerlee see dat i’m a owtside cat.
i think i need a pawdikyoor.