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dis iz mi grate frend bruce (da boss). heez warin a yankee cap even tho hee’z frum grate brittin … an duzzen’t know dat much abowt da grate game uv baseball. hee’z a football (or, az we say in da u.s. uv a, soccer) fan.
bruce an hiz sistah bobbie are verree important catz on da catster. dey ar sumthin called “moderatorz” an dat meenz dey keep da catz in line in da forumz. evreecat luvz bruce an bobbie becuz dey ar so sweet.
i pursonallee luv dere mom an dad, too. dey hav come to vizit me in noo york frum da uk twice an dey are comin again soon! i think dere mom iz like a “cat wisperer” becuz shee reelee knowz howta comyoonicate wid da catz in dis howse. da storree iz dat da grate mom an dad uv bruce an bobbie met mi mom at a bruce springsteen concert las june. it wuz verree eksitin! we’re hopin dat bruce an bobbie will hide in dere sootcasez wen dey come to noo york in april!
bruce iz da grate bruce springsteen hizself in owr band … an bobbie iz da luvlee patti scialfa.
sumday we’ll get da band off da grownd.

in celebrashun uv mi frendz bruce an bobbie … heer’z mi thursday thirteen:

thirteen thingz we hav in noo york dat dey don’t hav in buckinghamshire

  1. da grate derek jeter
  2. a decent pustramee sandwich
  3. a verree tall buildin call da empire state buildin
  4. reedikyooluslee ekspensiv hotel roomz
  5. a verree rich mayor
  6. da grate billy joel
  7. cheep knock-off handbagz
  8. a grate baseball teem … make dat two grate baseball teemz
  9. howard stern
  10. taxi driverz dat don’t speek english
  11. a whole store fulluv hello kitty productz
  12. macy’z, bloomingdale’z, tad’s stake howse, an da tick-tock diner
  13. me … jh

luv–yer frend–jh

in keepin wid da theme uv da week, i asked one uv mi best frendz, atlas, if he would allow me to yooz hiz dashin pikshur on mi blog. he wuz happee to comply.

at’ iz one uv mi favritz on catster. he iz extreemlee helpful … an he laffz at mi jokez!
he suggested dat i title mi blog fer today after hiz white cravat … which, if u don’t know, happenz to be frum da french fer necktie. if u look at hiz pikshur u will see dat he duz indeed hav a necktie dat he alwayz seemz to be warin.
at’, unlike reeb, pulled one uv hiz eerz owtta da holez in da cap. an he haz hiz cap tipped to one side. verree hansum an cool.
i hav lottsa fun wid mi frend at’. we decided sum time ago to form a band … an he wuz gonna be da grate clarence clemons. heez still practicin hiz saxaphone … az u can see on hiz paje.
i left mi frend at’ … in san francisco … an dat’z a long way frum noo york. sumday i hope to see him an finallee get owr band off da grownd! (laffin an laffin!)
luv–yer frend–jh