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so mi mom an mi brudder mickey were down in da basement workin on the pure white kitty club on catster dis mornin … an she forgot all about me. dere i wuz … freezin an waitin fer breakfast. so i went to da window an meowed az lowd az i could to get dere attenshun! finallee mi mom heard me … let me in … an sed da followin:

Oh Jeter, puppy, I’m so sorry. Here … let me give you your breakfast … and later … you can eat Whitey’s breakfast, too.

i’m ok now … an yes … i did eet mi brudder whitey’z breakfast, too!

happee sooper bowl sunday. don’t eet too much chili!

luv–yer frend–jh