mi day so far (at 9:49 am)

Posted: July 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

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dis mornin i tride to wake mi mom arownd 5.  she wuzzen’t budgin.  i climbed up on her stomach an lay down an she sed da followin:  “Puppy … what do you weigh now … like 100 pounds?”  i wuz a little hert by dat so i got off her stomach an wated fer her to finally wake up, like a hour later.  i ate mi brekfast, bit mi brudder mickey on hiz neck, looked at da 2 ded mice on da pat-ee-oh,  an tride sum uv mi mom’z yogurt.  i diden’t like it.  it iz friday da 13th an i am glad none uv us ar black catz today becuz sum peepul think black catz ar bad luck. (we know dat black catz ar hansum an byootiful an probably good luck … eksept fer dat black cat mi mom met onna trainin walk last yeer.  minitz after she spent sum time pettin an talkin to it … mi mom tripped onna crack in da sidewalk an almos lost a tooth or two.)  so dat’z it.  it iz now 9:55 an i hav plenty more to do today.  i am jus sayin.

yerz–jh

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Comments
  1. Cheysuli says:

    I hate it when humans refuse to get up for me…

  2. becordle says:

    want me to have a little talk with her jeter?

    smiles, yab
    xoxoxooxox

  3. Max says:

    Yeh..I don’t like yogurt either, but that doesn’t stop the Woman from offering it every freaking day. Your mom needs to practice that whole walking thing–it seems like she’s already forgotten from last year…

  4. I lie on my mum’s tummy to until she gets up to feed us.
    Flynn

  5. 'Kaika says:

    Um, wow. Well, the next time your mom says something about the “w” word, tell her you are a cat of susbstance!

  6. 'Kaika says:

    Er … I meant *substance*

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