dis mornin i tride to wake mi mom arownd 5. she wuzzen’t budgin. i climbed up on her stomach an lay down an she sed da followin: “Puppy … what do you weigh now … like 100 pounds?” i wuz a little hert by dat so i got off her stomach an wated fer her to finally wake up, like a hour later. i ate mi brekfast, bit mi brudder mickey on hiz neck, looked at da 2 ded mice on da pat-ee-oh, an tride sum uv mi mom’z yogurt. i diden’t like it. it iz friday da 13th an i am glad none uv us ar black catz today becuz sum peepul think black catz ar bad luck. (we know dat black catz ar hansum an byootiful an probably good luck … eksept fer dat black cat mi mom met onna trainin walk last yeer. minitz after she spent sum time pettin an talkin to it … mi mom tripped onna crack in da sidewalk an almos lost a tooth or two.) so dat’z it. it iz now 9:55 an i hav plenty more to do today. i am jus sayin.