i awoke dis mornin to da warmth uv da sun on mi fur … an da tweetin uv da jeter bird in mi eerz. mi mom called sweetly frum da kitchen:
“Jeter, puppy, your breakfast is ready!”
i ran down da starez an ate mi entire brekfast all by miself! it wuz grate. i went owtside fer a wile … jus to get sum fresh air an sum excercize. mickey ran by mi side an matsui an joba watched az i laffed an laffed an had sum fun. wen i came back in da howse … dere wuz mi bes frend, da food lady, wid sumthin grate to tell me.
she sed “Jeter, I so love being here in your house … with your family. I especially love waking up and knowing that I will be seeing you. I have decided that I am going to send for Skeezix and we are going to live with you forever.”
i cooden’t beleeve mi eerz.
i asked “but wut abowt mister tasty face an tripper an mao?”
da food lady replide “Oh … they will stay in Castro Valley (tra la, tra la) but you and Skeezix and your wonderful family and I will always be together here in Port Washington the most beautiful place in the world.”
brudderz an sistahz, da day haz jus begun … but wut a day it iz so far!
life iz grate!
happee april foolz day.