wen mi mom came home frum da skool las nite i took one look at her an sed da followin:
“mom” i sed “yer swetter iz on backwerdz.”
mi mom pulled da turtleneck owt an sed:
“Oh! That’s why it felt funny! Hahaha! That’s silly, Puppy! Tomorrow morning you will have to check me out before I leave.”
She wuz laffin an laffin.
i hav but one werd: