a little sumthin on saturday

Posted: April 7, 2007 in Uncategorized
wen i asked if da pikshur made me look fat yesturday … i got da followin commentz: cuddly, floofy, fluffy, poofy, majestic, all mussel, chunk-a-delic, pumped + ripped. but i also got da followin commentz: big boned, burly, “might qualify for wide body wednesday”, an “kunsider switching to salads.”
so, dis mornin … i took a good look at miself an decided …

to go to da track …
i did a fyoo warm-upz …
stretched owt to get reddee …
checked to make sure da mashine wuz in workin order …
an … jus befor i started mi work-owt …
i called in mi trainer frum under da schwinn …
mi noo brudder matsui iz a tuff task master … an i coulden’t keep up wid hiz rootine!
dat’z it … i’m finished wid da work-owt …
sumcat sed da camera adds 10 lbs anyway!

luv–yer frend–jh

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